so i saw someone was doing some kinda movie quote game, but i'm not playing a game...

i just wanna share my favorite quotes with you....some are from movies, some from t.v. , and some i just know...

"Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener."

"Did I ever tell you I superglued his penis to his thigh?"

"First of all, I'm Pat-effin'-Morita, ya nutsack. Second of all, you're too old for the training."

"Mathematics in wonton burrito meals. See you in class"

"Haha! Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito"

(what two burrito quotes, why yes...)

"You know, if I was as worried as you, I'd never fart for fear of shitting myself."

"Ooh, ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-yeah! I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown! I do cocaine! Ah-ka-ka-ka-yeah! [Murderface covers his face in disgust] I hear it's somebody's birthday! I do COCAINE! [he inflates a long, skinny balloon with a silent fart] Dr. Rockso gonna make you a BALLOON bass! [sotto voce to Murderface] I seriously do... a lotta cocaine. [he turns his back to the crowd as he ties the balloons together, then faces front again] Try it out! [he hands Murderface a Bootsy Collins Space Bass balloon] Wait a minute: I think someone's outta tune! [he twists a "knob" on the "bass"] Just a little more. [the "knob" part of the balloon pops on Murderface's head] You popped a string! Ha-ho! I do coc - [he chokes as Murderface shoves the long part of the balloon down his throat]"

and lastly...

"Dude! If we stay here, that means that we'll be Dr. Orpheus's kids. And that means Triana will be your sister. And that means you two will have extra-retard babies."

if you can tell me where more than two of these came from i probably will think your awsome...

pete...